of the day... do you think bradley manning's sentence is fair a wide variety of responses on our facebook tonight and you can join the discussion by going to facebook.com- slash fox baltimore elsewhere, a baltimore city jury is not buying a city police detective's claims that he was shot in a downtown parking garage. after five hours of deliberations, detective anthony fata was found guilty on all charges including perjury and misconduct in office. prosecutors claim fata lied about the shooting in order to collect workers compensation benefits. a city police spokesman calls it a 'sad but just' closure of the case.... but one baltimore woman, who claims fata lied in other criminal cases, says its time the detective face the truth. (7:16:43) "he needs to be behind bars like he sent everyone else in the city of baltimore in the cases he handled." fata faces a maximum 25-years in prison when he's sentenced in october.

they're called... eco-a-t-m's.../. kiosks... that give you cash... for used cellphones.../ and baltimore's... duty police commissioner ...says they're responsible for dialing up crime... in a recent rash of street robberies.../. while the company that... maintains the booths...insists there are safeguards.... to keep criminals... from making money... off their victim's... phones... / commanders say... obviously there are flaws. ((wipe-sot)) 6:57:46 i think the cityas done a good job of keeping those machines out we know for any good measure out there any system we think is fool proof there's individuals out there thinking night and day how they can overcome those. and i think that's what were seeing here. recent crime concerns caused an eco- atm... at mondawmin mall.... / to be shut down... city council members... have scheduled a hearing next month... to discuss a possible ban. police say a woman found dead last night in anne arundel county may be the victim of a hit-and-run

crash. police are searching for a car similar to this one... a 1982 to 1991 mercedes 500 series... which they believe hit and killed a woman who was walking along bayside beach road near belhaven avenue in pasadena. the victim has not been identified. based on evidence at the scene, the car may have damage to the hood... the right fender and turn signal. some people are shaking their heads tonight...after a bar in towson gets a loan from both the state and county. the state has approved a 240 thousand loan for the green turtle on york road. the loan was acquired through a program aimed to revitalize businesses. the restaurant plans to create a rooftop bar. some county officials say it will help revitalize downtown towson and create jobs. but state senator jim brochin calls the news disappointing. where the right connections took advantage of a program that is supposed to do something for historic areas. "i think the money could have gone somewhere else, they already make

money from college students i think the money could have gone somewhere else" the green turtle says the changes will come this fall. baltimore county isn't the only one handing out big bucks to successful businesses. city is giving a major coporation more time to create jobs. baltimore city's board of estimates has approved to extend a three and a quarter million dollar loan to banking giant morgan stanley. under the terms of the deal, morgan stanley would only half to pay back half of the loan, if they created 15- hundred jobs in baltimore but since 2003, they've only brought 850 jobs to baltimore. the mayor says today she is pleased with the bank's progress. 0 7:04:10 "you forget, we had to keep morgan stanely, it was a tought competition in 2000 between baltimore and pittsburgh, andyou know how i feel about

pittsburgh." the new agreement gives morgan stanley two more years to meet the goal of 1500 jobs. a... carroll county teen... says... he was just lucky... to be... in the right place../ 15-year-old... michael shearer... was working.. . in his driveway... when a van... went... out of control.... and... crashed.../. into... a phone pole... before... winding-up in the woods... shearer says... when he got to the scene.../ he... saw a small fire... under the car... so he helped the driver... pull her... three children out of the car quickly.../ . before the flames spread. < "you couldn't open the door of the van because it was dented in and all jammed up. so we were pulling them out of the drivers' side door."> the vehicle was destroyed, but no one was seriously injuried. a bad day caps off what will be a bad month for a san antonio

school teacher, who'll serve 30 days in jail for bullying a bully in her class. cynthia ambrose was convicted of "official oppression," after ordering her kindergarten students to line up and take turns hitting a fellow student who was acting up. she's also been barred from teaching for at least two years. a bad day for a nine year old in albany...who's being criticized for winning too much. for the last five years, tyler weaver has won his local library's summer reading contest by reading more books over the summer than any other child in the program. but when a local paper asked the librarian for a comment, she said it might be time for tyler to step aside and let someone else win. that didn't sit well with tyler, or his mom. ((take sot))

was taken out of context. the weavers say unless someone apologizes, they'll go to a different library from now on. and a good day for patrons at a marina in lewes, delaware, where it didn't rain pennies from heaven, but cash. between three and four sunday afternoon, a helicopter was spotted hovering over the marina. suddenly, something started falling out of one of the sides...cash. ten thousand dollars in cash. turns out, the money was being scattered to the crowd as part of fulfilling someone's dying wish. police were told what would be happening, and were on the scene to make sure no one was hurt. . ad lib toss to tony

< (what did he say?) a georgia school employee faces down a man with a death wish as he brings a semi-automatic rifle to school. her amazing story of heroism when the late edition continues.

a georgia elementary school bookkeeper is being hailed as a hero after facing down a man armed with a semi-automatic rifle and talking him into surrendering peacefully. antoinette tuff certainly lives up to her last name, after the ordeal she went through tuesday morning. when michael hill made his way into the mc-nair discovery learning academy... in decatur, georgia.. with an ak-47 style rifle... and 500 rounds of ammunition, the only thing between hill and the 800 students inside was antoinette she proved calm under pressure, talking him out of his intended rampage. ((take sot)) antoinette spoke to hill... for nearly an hour.... and... convinced him... to lay down... his weapon..../ hill's... being charged with... aggrivated assault... on a police officer../. terrorist threats.../ ...and

possession... of a firearm by a felon. a.... chilling case... out of oklahoma tonight,.../ where... three teens... are accused of... gunning down... a total stranger... in cold blood.../, simply... because... they had nothing better... to do... that night.../. shepard smith... has details... of this... horrific crime. his girlfriend now visits the spot where he died. harper says: "he's such an amazing person and i'm going to miss him forever, but um -- i'm really glad that i got the four years with him." those years ended here on the side of a road. authorities today released the nine- one- one call from a witness who said she saw him collapse. caller: tell them to hurry. operator: what does he say is wrong with him? caller: huh? operator: what -- did he say what's wrong with him? caller: he said he's shot. "shot" ... investigators say ... by these three teens ... charged as adults. one of whom supposedly confessed that they were bored

and decided to kill someone -- for the fun of it. hicks says: "i am appalled at the behavior of these three children." the prosecutor describes the suspects as "thugs ... who drove up behind lane as he was jogging ... then shot him in the back and drove off ... leaving him to die. operator: is he breathing? is he conscious? is he talking to you? what's happening? caller: uh, he's not conscious. is he still breathing? barely. back in australia ... friends continue to pay tribute ... on the field where lane used to play ... as folks on two continents try to comprehend how anything like this could happen. cornish says: "how do you fathom that in our society? you see that on movies maybe, it's not reality until it is. and now it's reality for us." it's reality for the suspects' families as well ... as the teens could spend the rest of their lives in prison if a court convicts them. edwards says: "it's just like the families in australia. they are hurting. i'm hurting the same way. i don't cry on the outside. i'm

crying right here from the heart right now." one of florida's waterways is missing tonight. take a look at this... it looks like just a puddle from a rain storm, but as the camera pulls back, you can see that this used to be an eight food deep pond in the town of ocala. the property manager says he noticed it was looking low early tuesday morning, and by the the afternoon, it was practically gone. it's believed a sinkhole sucked up all the water. it's not believed any of the surrounding homes are in danger. ad lib toss to tony

still ahead, one of the craziest cases of censorship you'll ever see. how indecency apparently extends to the animal kingdom defies common sense, when the late edition continues.

tells you when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. when life gives you an outbreak of cicadas, you make dinner. nick schwartz of new york.. cooked up a unique solution to the cicada swarm of 2013. he marinated them in worcestershire sauce for two weeks, fried them on the grill, and

smothered them in bfalo sauce. he says they were "crispy" and "crunchy" and reminded him a little of kale chips. he plans to whip up another batch soon can an animal be censored for indecent exposure? sounds like it defies common sense... but take a look at this picture of a very relaxed kangaroo at sydney's featherdale wildlife park. but when tourism australia put it on their facebook page, they apparently considered it an "r" rated 'roo, and pixelated the animal's...down under region. they claim it wasn't censorship, but a joke. not many folks were laughing, though.

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they're taking motivational speeches... to a tech, ... they're taking motivational speeches... to a whole new level. this is the pep talk sophomore nick selby gave incoming freshmen.

is not to follow in the footsteps of the astronauts, nobel prize lords and presidents who graduated before us, but to exceed their footsteps, crush the shoulders of the giants upon whom we stand. we here are all such innovative people, so i am telling you...if you want to change the world, you're at georgia tech, you can do that! as you can imagine, nick's motivational speech has gone viral. it's gotten over 350 thousand hits since monday. the towson

the towson tigers held their media day today... why their coach wants his team to remember last season's finish... next in sports unlimited...

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the late edition. i'm jeff barnd.. thanks for watching. and i'm jennifer gilbert. sports unlimited with bruce cunningham starts right now. maybe there's life in the orioles yet.. tonight, they avoid the sweep with a much needed victory over tampa bay... bottom 3... 2-1 birds... adam jones goes yard to deep center field... his 26th of the season... birds up 3-1... next inning... sean rodriguez copys jones' homer... that's his 3rd of the season... the lead is down to 1... bottom 5... chris davis crushes this pitch all the way into eutaw street... his league leading 46th

home run of the season... and the birds gut it out..avoiding the sweep... 4-2 the final. across town.. the ravens are ready to take on the carolina panthers tomorrow night..just an easy walk thru today..but the real action was going on off the field.. late this afternoon, ozzie newsome traded receiver david reed to the indianapolis colts in exchange for running back delone carter.. the ravens fifth round pick in the 2010 draft, reed showed signs of brilliance, like when he was named special teams player of the week in 2010, but he's also battled injuries throught his timehere..in fact, last season, he caught only 5 passes for 66 yards...carter is a bowling ball.5-9 232 pounds .and should be used as a short yardage guy and on special teams. towson has one week until its season opener... on the road at f-b-s program... uconn. today the tigers had some fun on media day... photo ops... interviews... and showing off their new uniforms... but these tigers mean business... morgan adsit has more from

towson. when august hits... college football comes alive... it's a brand new season. head coaches preach the past is in the past... and the only future to focus on... is that week's opponent. in his 5th season at towson... rob ambrose is telling his team to embrace last season's ending... . rob ambrose- from now on there won't be any politcs, there won't be. and the way we practice, train, prepare and the way we play on sunday... we won't leave any pause. we aren't going to leave any doubt in anyone's mind. . being left out of the post season... after a 7-and-4 record and second straight caa title... is towson's fuel for this season's fire. . terrance west-last year we felt like we didn't get what we deserved. so this year we have to leave it up to the team and us that we can win it all. eric pike-we are feeding off of last year a lot, not being accepted into the playoffs and those seniors a part of last year's team didn't get that chance and to continue on. we left on a sour note and we are trying to make sure we do everything we can to put our best foot

forward to make sure that doesn't happen again. morgan adsit-there's still one major task at hand before towson can start to prepare of next week's season opener. name a starting quarterback. that decision will come tomorrow and it's between connor frazier and peter athens. competing is nothing new for athens... he did it two seasons ago with grant enders. peter athens-i'm just blessed to be here another year. it's been hard but it's not really about me. it's about this team and what we are trying to do. rob ambrose-there's a confidence in him that's born through life experience. and it's showing on the football field. the real joy of this is to watch these guys grow up. and to see a talented young kid grow up into a talented young man, that's a good day. . ambrose will name his starting signal caller tomorrow... once week before the tigers open up on the road at connecticut. in towson, ma, su. that's all for this edition of sports unlimited... thanks for joining us.

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no, you didn't. and she loved me. ohh, she really did. no, she didn't. what am i going to do now? i can't live without susan. i got to get her back. how? how am i going to get her back? [elaine] not only didn't you love her, you didn't even like her. who says? you did! a beautiful, successful, intelligent woman's in love with me, and i throw it all away. oh, boy. now i'll spend the rest of my life living alone. i'll sit in my disgusting little apartment, watching basketball games, eating chinese take-out, walking around with no underwear 'cause i'm too lazy to do a laundry. you walk around with no underwear? yeah. what do you do when you run out of laundry? i do a wash. who am i going to meet that's better than her? no one, jerry. no one's better than her.

when you were with her, you couldn't stand her. i got to call her. should i call her? that's not such a good idea. why? you need professional advice. go see elaine's friend. she's a therapist. i'm not seeing that nut doctor she went to europe with. elaine, what's the name of your friend that's a therapist? the woman. dana foley. she any good? yeah, she's terrific. you thinking of going? tia? who's that? it's that model i met on the plane. she sent you a christmas card? mm-hmm. and we're going out saturday night. my darling susan. my darling! what are you doing? date with fred. the religious guy? he's not that religious. let us pray. you got any double crunch? yeah. kramer, should i call susan? what does the little man inside you say?

see, you got to listen to the little man. my little man doesn't know. the little man knows all. my little man's an idiot. she was clever. she put her picture on her card. i never do anything like that. i can do that for you. she kept such a nice, clean apartment. she was so sanitary. no. i was just thinking out loud. i don't want my picture on a card. i'll take care of everything. she made a big breakfast every sunday. i don't know what she put in those eggs. come on over, and i'll take your picture. really? can you really take a picture? he takes good pictures. he's got equipment. all right. i don't know about that outfit, though. what's wrong with it? well, we'll have to improvise. ♪ oh, hey ♪ if you happen to see ♪ the most beautiful girl ♪ who walked out on me

♪ tell her i'm sorry ♪ tell her i need my baby ♪ oh ♪ won't you tell her ♪ that i love her? ♪ oh, hey-- george, i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you to leave. i'm thinking of putting a tropical fish tank here. are you ready for that kind of commitment? if it doesn't work out, i can flush them down the toilet. that's horrible! what's that perfume you're wearing? oh, i completely forgot. i want you to see this. that calvin klein ad i told you about came out today. what is that smell? it smells like the beach. exactly. oh, my god! is that the new perfume? yeah. i can't believe this. my neighbor had the idea for this perfume last year. he met with a calvin klein executive.

i can't believe they stole his idea. are you sure? and you're the model for this perfume? [door closes] uh, that's him. he just came home. oh, the door. hey. hey. how you doing? ohh! yeah, um... yeah, i'll see you later. i just wanted to borrow your dust buster. all right, come on in. just wait over here. what? just wait here, and i'll get it for you. kramer, this is tia. hello. how tall are you? 5'10". come on, let's see-- back to back. no, kramer! what's the matter with you? i just wanted to see how tall she was. you're tall, she's tall, i'm tall. we're all tall. what's that?

what? that smell. what smell? [turns vacuum cleaner on] it's very familiar. it's very familiar. oh, they're all the same. here. now, excuse us. i'll see you tomorrow. nice meeting you. nice meeting you, too. yeah, i'll see you later. whew! that was close. the beach! you smell like the beach. what's that perfume you're wearing? it's ocean by calvin klein. calvin klein? no, that's my idea. they stole my idea. i had the idea for a cologne that smelled like a beach. i know. look at th. that's you! what is going on here? he laughs at me, then steals my idea. i could have been a millionaire. i could have been a fragrance millionaire. they're not going to get away with this. [knock on door] hello, george. come in. i've heard a lot about you.

please sit down. well, hello. uh, specifically, the reason that i'm here-- i don't know what elaine told you-- but i broke up with my girlfriend. actually, she broke up with me. well, i was the cause of it. and i just wanted to find out from you... what's with this thing? so, uh, she broke up with you... yeah, and... why won't this go down? it's all right. don't worry about it. why'd she break up with you? what is it with this damn zipper? it doesn't matter. you'll fix it later. tell me about your girlfriend. it's stuck on a piece of cloth. i can't get the cloth out. it doesn't matter-- this is a brand-new jacket! this really burns me up. george. george. look at me. o.k., forget about the zipper. what's your girlfriend's name? susan. o.k., we're getting somewhere.

it's just so frustrating. it's a brand-new jacket, for crying out loud. fred and i are doing volunteer work for that church on amsterdam. that's what i love about the holiday season. that's the true spirit of christmas. people being helped by people other than me. that makes me feel good inside. oh, look at what we have here-- a christmas card from lainey. thank you. you didn't have to go to that trouble. it was no trouble. my assistant did it. how did the picture come out? it's a picture. oh, it looks good. kramer did a good job. how hard is it to take a picture? hmm. what? did you look at this picture carefully? carefully? because i'm not sure, and correct me if i'm wrong,

but i think i see a nipple. what? here, take a look. what is that? oh, my god! that's my nipple! that's what i thought. that's my nipple! my nipple's exposed! i sent this card to hundreds of people-- my parents, my boss--ahh-- nana and papa. didn't you look at the picture? what am i going to do? your whole life, you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple, then--boom-- hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it. hey. have you seen the card? what card? my christmas card. yeah. i took it. did you notice anything unusual about it? no. come and take a look. yeah, so? so what's that?

that's a nipple. right. oh! oh, great. didn't you see that? no, i didn't notice it. it's because you made me wear that stupid shirt. maybe no one noticed it. you didn't notice it. let's see if newman sees it. i don't want him looking. everybody else you know has it. give me that. i sent one to my building's super, my mailman-- my 10-year-old nephew, sister mary catherine, father chelios. oh, my god--fred! i sent one to fred. o.k., what is it? here, take a look at this card, tell me if you notice anything unusual. yeah, your nipple's showing. o.k., thanks. anything else? no. all right, see you later. what? so what? it's a nipple. it's a little brown, circular protuberance.

what's the big deal? everybody's got-- look, i got 'em. i got 'em, too. see? everybody's got 'em. it's a piece of cloth that's stuck underneath and... can you pull it up? ugh! you hold it. wait. hold it. damn it, i can't move it. god, i've never seen a zipper so stuck. damn it! i almost had it. wait, then it'll separate. let me try this. you're going to rip it! aah! yaah! i'm afraid we're going to have to stop. o.k. uh, my mother is going to pay for the sessions. oh, is this elaine? yeah.

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[ jen ] that's my tide for brilliant whites. i've called for four days. she hasn't returned one call. was it a scratch... or a pick? it was a scratch. hey, it's me. don't you think i know the difference between a pick and a scratch? [intercom buzzes] yeah? [elaine] it's me. come on up. was there any nostril penetration? there may have been some incidental penetration, but from her angle, she was in no position to make the call. let's say, in her mind,

she witnessed a pick. o.k., so then what? is that so unforgivable? is that like breaking a commandment? did god tell moses, "thou shall not pick"? i guarantee you, moses was a picker. you wander through the desert for 40 years with that dry air... you telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little? let me ask you something. if you were dating someone who did that, would you continue dating her? no. that's disgusting. you cannot believe what i'm going through. that card is plastered all over the office. everybody's calling me "nip." yeah, that's my new nickname at the office--nip. these guys keep asking me out for drinks. not only that, fred hasn't called me in three days. oh, hey! hey, how come i didn't get a christmas card?

everybody else got one. jerry got one, kramer got one. i thought we were good friends. i don't get a christmas card. you want a christmas card? all right, here. here's your christmas card. you got any double crunch? yeah, i think i do. what's that perfume? it's the ocean. that's mine! that's my smell! jerry, get that model to get me an appointment with calvin klein. she won't return my calls because she caught me in a pick at a light. you said it was a scratch. that's not what she thinks. call her agency. maybe she's been out of town. get at it. all right, i'll call the agency.

hello? yes, i'm trying to get in touch with tia van camp. do you know if she's been in town? oh, really? well, thank you very much. she has been in town. she's at calvin klein right now. let's go. it'll be different this time. i promise. i promise difference. i'm committed to difference. i need someone a little more stable. i'm not stable? i'm like a rock. i take these glasses off, you can't tell the difference between me and a rock. i put these glasses on a rock, you know what jumps into people's minds-- costanza. people don't change. i change. i change. two weeks ago, i tried a soft-boiled egg. never liked it before. now i'm dunking toast in there and loving it. i'm not a soft-boiled egg. and i am not a piece of toast.

i don't think we have anything in common. that's o.k. that's good. you think louis pasteur and his wife had anything in common? he was in the fields all day with the cows and the milk-- examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk-- pasteurization, homogenization. and she was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand. why were there so many cockroaches? because there was a lot of cake lying around the house with all the excess milk from the all experiments. and they got along? yes. yes. she didn't know about pasteurization, he didn't know about fumigation, but they made it work. i want to talk to calvin! you cannot-- i want to talk to calvin. kramer? oh, tia. who are you? i'm here to talk about the ocean. oh, yes--kramer. i think i know something about this.

would you excuse us, tia? now, i don't want any trouble, calvin. hello. there you are. hello. what are you doing here? you haven't been returning my calls. well, i've been busy. i thought we had a good time the other night. the only explanation-- you think you caught me... i'd rather not talk about this. i was clearly on the outer edge of the nostril. i know what i saw. there was no pick! i did not pick! i got to go. no. no pick. here's the scoop, calvin. i, uh, i came in here last january to talk to one of your flunkies. interesting face. and when i told him my idea about the beach cologne, he laughed at me. you're very alive, aren't you? very graceful. well, yeah. sit down.

you're very lean but muscular. i try to take care of myself. i watch what i eat. just recently, i cut out fructose. i think you're spectacular. oh? fred, my friend's next-door neighbor took it. so what happened? i missed a button. i forgot to button it. i really don't see how you can miss a button like that. you've never missed a button? [intercom buzzes] yeah? it's your sister gail. oh, god. my nephew. hi, gail. yeah-- yes, gail, i know how old he is. hey, nip, can i take that manuscript home? take it! and stop calling me nip! it was an accident. well-- it's got to be somewhere. look under his mattress.

[sighs] i have nothing to do with the focus group. oh, yeah. oh, yeah. wham. wham. he's sexual, athletic, and without a trace of self-consciousness. his buttocks are sublime. his pectorals could use some work. we could get him into the weight room. no. let's get him in the studio today. we could send these out immediately. you've done it again, c.k. what if i did do it-- although i'm admitting to nothing-- what does that make me? i'm not defending just myself, but all those pickers out there,

each and every one of them who has to suffer the shame and humiliation because of people like you. are we not human? if we pick, do we not bleed? i am not an animal. i didn't bare myself deliberately, but i wish now that i had. because it's not me that's been exposed, but you, for i have seen the nipple on your soul.

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